I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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