Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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