I bet he comes in French.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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