I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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