belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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