i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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