quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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