Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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