What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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