the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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