haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
do herpes really smell.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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