Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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