it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Found your dick twin last night
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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