Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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