the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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