ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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