Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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