I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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