please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Are we still banned from the library?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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