To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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