why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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