we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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