Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
