I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
