my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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