Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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