Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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