I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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