Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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