Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
