I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!