He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.