During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?