my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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