I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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