How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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