"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
My pussy is not your playground.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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