It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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