It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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