The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
True strength comes from lack of pants
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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