Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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