tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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