I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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