there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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