I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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