i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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