quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
