Your tits are I can't wait for
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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