he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
