I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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