i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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