If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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