so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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