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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
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If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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