I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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