I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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