Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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