i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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