Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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