she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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