all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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